Messive meltdown

As some of you already know, I get mental breakdowns every once in a while, because of Jake's messes.

And I can feel one coming on right now.

One time I cried.

It makes me so happy when we visit Janet and Mark and she yells at him for being messy.

That way I don't have to do it.

Right now, that's want I want for my birthday (from you Janet).

Today I came home and saw (again!) the coffee maker ON without any coffee in it. 

Is it only in MY head an alarm sounds when I see that?

Nobody's in the house, but the coffee maker is just hanging out hot like the sun, just waiting for the right moment to catch on fire.

Can I afford our whole apartment complex burning down?

No.

So I made this note, and hung it on the door:

I can almost guarantee it wont work.

Second;

When we had just moved in I saw a spider, so I asked if jake could kill it because I couldn't reach it.

He was very kind and killed it with the instruction manual to my complicated calculator.

Then I asked him:

Could you just wipe it off too?

He's like:

Of course!

Did he?

NO!! It's still there!

Now I'm like:

(I got that picture right on the first try)

So, now my plan is to NOT remove the spider and I will let you all know when it has been done.

Might take two years...

...unless Jake reads this.

Have a good day.